Remainders: Sad and Strange

•Young Conservatives of Texas host "Capture an Illegal Immigrant Day" with mock immigrants. We look forward to their tribute to lynching. [ Young Conservatives of Texas ]

•"God Hates Fags" group discovers that voters hate bigots. Mostly. [ ABC ]

•"So, like, what took you so long?" The President welcomes the Boston Red Sox. [ WhiteHouse.gov ]

•John Tierney, stunt columnist, to take over Safire slot. [ WP ]

•Video mash-up of Iraq coverage and "Rambo." Not quite so strange that it's not really depressing. [ Irark ]

•White House daily press passes are easy to get. Yeah, right. [ Fishbowl DC ]