Remainders: Science Leads, Santorum Swallows

•Santorum: "Science leads you where it leads you." Also the heart wants what it wants. Sometimes that's a dog. No, seriously: Rick comes out against "intelligent design" (magic). [ Beaver County Times (no shit), via Pandagon ]

•Oh, God: Please don't make me give up Target. So they are all "Fuck you bitch about your little unprotectedpregnancysex accident" -- they havereally great housewares. Fuck. Fry's man, tho? I will never. Shop. There. Again. [ Savage Love (last item)]

•Bush tonight: "Reasonable people can disagree about the conduct of the war –­ but it is irresponsible for Democrats to now claim that we misled them and the American people." Translation: You can disagree except when you do. [ Michelle Malkin ]

•Kazakhstan totally pissed about Ali G. [ Reuters ]

•"If you're going to be the lead columnist for the business section of a major American newspaper, a certain amount of Bentonville ball-lickery is part of the package." [ TMFTML ]