Remainders: Sparking Up
•Marion Barry: "God gave me a gift to inspire people." And he gave the urge to get high. Total mixed blessing. [ TIME ]
•Speaking of which. . . The inaugural speech, but better: "I am grateful for the honor of this hour, mindful of the consequential times in which we live, and determined to get a snack when this shit is done. You know what would be good right now? Some Cheetos." [ McSweeney's ]
•Protesters object to fork marriage. [ WP ]
•City pays bystanders caught up in mass arrest $425K. [ WP ]
•Comes with a tote bag: National Public Radio jacket worn by BOB EDWARDS [ ebay ]