Remainders: Thankful For a Short Week

•Shorter Rich Leiby: "Diarrhea and sporadic violence still preferable to covering White House Correspondents' Dinner." [ Salon ]

•The Bushies wish John a happy retirement: "Thanks for your offers to baptize me me. L'Chaim, Ari Fleischer." [ Sparkwood & 21 ]

•Film Threat blames Michael Moore: "Michael, why not endorse a Republican in 2008, just to see what happens?" [ Film Threat ]

•Jon Stewart, most trusted name in fake news. . .second most trustedin, uhm, news news. . . [ NYDN via lost remote ]

•DCists asks: "Why Tina?" "Brown's status as a media "it" girl, however, endures, and boy does it baffle DCist." [ DCist ]