Remainders: The Chinatown Bus Is Coming for You
•Reports look hot wet. [ AJC ]
•Hitchens will trade right to smoke if NYer would just stop mutilating penises. [ Slate ]
•Will Bush need to invade more countries, less Laura? [ Independent ]
•Jesus votes in blue states after all. [ Gawker ]
•Hot, sexy Dingell wants your company now. [ eBay ]
•There is no issue that Chuck Schumer does not have a stand on: " "My daughter goes to college in Boston, and many of her friends ride these buses, and they said they were worried about them." [ NYP ]