Remainders: The Opera

•Plamegate, the opera: "Patrick Fitzgerald kicks things off with 'Tell me a story,' followed by the trio with Judith Miller and Matt Cooper 'I've got a subpoena.' Cooper then has his show stopping duet with Time editor Norman Pearlstine, 'We've run out of options,' followed by his aria 'I have been released.'" [ Living in a Media World ]

•Says Maureen Dowd: "The New York Times is the most fun you can have for a dollar." She's even cheaper than we thought. [ Daily Texan via Romenesko ]

•Anonymity for me but not for thee: Posties bitch about leaks from within the paper. [ FishbowlDC ]

•Real life: "Free Speech Coalition Files Lawsuit Challenging Utah's 'Anti-Spam' Registry;" the Onion: "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby" [ US Newswire , Onion ]

•Red Cross president: "Some people would come home and have a martini. I do beading." [ WP ]