Remainders: The Vexillologists Are Restless Edition

•Coming this summer: Howard Stern vs. The Bleepinator. [ Broadcast and Cable ]

•John Kerry: "Schroedinger's Candidate. He's an undefined state. You don't know where he stands until you put him in office." [ Quibbles and Bits ]

•Great moments in oratory: "They better put our uteruses in a lockbox and keep their hands off them!" [ MRC ]

•We "told Saddam Hussein that we didn't think it was particularly funny that he had us looking for [WMDs in] 'Monkey Valley' and the 'Camel Ass Testing Facility' when, it turned out, there were no such locations." [ McSweeney's via Swamp City ]

•Iraqi flag reviews: "'This is not a good flag'. . . a 'crest on a bed sheet' design." [ Globe and Mail via Hit and Run ]