Remainders: These Have Been Sitting Around Awhile Edition
•Searching for Jenna: "Apparently she is hiding in sorority camouflage, that is to say, dyed blonde hair, glowing teeth, and hot pants." And at Fashion Week: "this town is getting dreary enough with Disney and Starbucks ruining it forever." [ GetUnderground.com and Gawker ]
•The 1000 fighting styles of Rumsfeld, including White Axe Hand!, Drunken Temple Boxing! and Grimace Palm! [ POE News ]
•"A reader wrote in to ask me to recommend conservative wet-naps." Pandagon does The Corner. [ Pandagon.net ]
•Bush: Man or monkey? [ Bush Unmasked ]
•Buy flowers for a random just-married gay couple. (Insert pansies joke here.) [ Flowers for Al and Don ]
•Another idiot bought that John Kerry garage band record. [ eBay ]
•Blogs: Apparently some kind of political phenomenon [ Mlive.com ]
•A moment of silence for the most likable member of the Bush administration: Spot passes on. [ WhiteHouse.gov ]