Remainders: Voting for Virility
* "That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks." [ Drink at Work ]
* The Massachusetts tourism bureau is excited about their new, "Playground for Gay Grandparents" slogan. [ The Swift Report ]
* Australia: it's not just for kangaroos anymore - now it's also for nuclear waste. [ Greenleft ]
* Let's see how they'll blame this one on bloggers. [ Washington Wire ]
* Presidential mocking is best sung to American Idol-approved melodies. [ The Satirical Political Report ]
* It's the shifting characterization between who is really the thief that makes it funny. [ Comedy Central ]