Remainders: Waiters With Nukes Edition

•Please remember to tip your president. [ American Idle ]

•Hate the First Amendment? Let the Sundance Channel change your mind. [ Sundance Channel ]

•The Bushes -- theyloveblack kids. It's when they grow up that the problems start. [ Low Culture ]

•"Holy crap! Will Judith Regan replace Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense?" [ Gawker ]