Remainders: Who's in Charge Here?

* It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you! [ Attytood ]

* Yea, but, I mean like, neo-colonial puppet masters are so hot right now. [ Students for Exxon Mobil ]

* If Michelle Malkin has "one handed readers," that must mean patriotic veteran amputees, right? [ T Bogg via James Wolcott ]