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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Tiffany's Platinum Paste, now with real Diamond Chips ?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is why I love you, The Internet.

PsycWench's avatar

Maybe he offered them for free and they refused?

PsycWench's avatar

Sometimes, god needs entertainment too.

fuflans's avatar

this is just delicious.

fuflans's avatar

hey newt!

i need a job! i don't know anything about running a political campaign, but that doesn't seem a priority for you.

hope to hear from you, fuflans.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Read in the voice of Bullwinkle. *Looks like I'm going to need a new wife!*

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Who knew being such a hypocritical pustule of a human being could be such a drawback to running for President.