This "Everybody is quitting the Newt Gingrich campaign" headline is pooping all over our Google Reader again, which, isn't this a few weeks old already? Oh, uh, this time it is Newt's campaign fundraising team jumping ship to go swim for less rat carcass-infested waters. Nobody is willing to fork over money to pay for Newt's expensive trips to nowhere any longer (seriously? where was he even making appearances?) so that he could continue to try to hawk the massive overstock of Newt Gingrich DVDs that humor-minded Americans still use as coasters once in a while. Tiffany's will now be financing the Gingrich campaign, because nobody else cares about Newt.
Tiffany's Platinum Paste, now with real Diamond Chips ?
This is why I love you, The Internet.
Maybe he offered them for free and they refused?
Sometimes, god needs entertainment too.
this is just delicious.
hey newt!
i need a job! i don't know anything about running a political campaign, but that doesn't seem a priority for you.
hope to hear from you, fuflans.
Read in the voice of Bullwinkle. *Looks like I'm going to need a new wife!*
Who knew being such a hypocritical pustule of a human being could be such a drawback to running for President.