Editor Rebecca is on a plane as we speak -- it's the future! -- to uncircumcised libtard fish valley San Francisco, and she wants your author, "Jim," to remind you nearby bums to show up on time for tonight's meetup.Show up where though?Whoa whoa, easy now, just cooool down. It's Friday and the editor is away. What mischief shall we get ourselves into?... Let's play like... all the Parental Advisory CDs we have... yeah. Here are England's most controversial new hitmakers, the Rolling Stones, playing just outside the Bay Area at a "speedway" of some sort?This song is just crazy; right around the bridge there's this guitar part where... someone gets stabbed and the Dreams of the '60s die all at once. Mmm mmm mmm, Fridays.
On a related note, I went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and stayed with my son, who had already been there for a month. He sent me a text telling me that the room number was 5309. When I checked into the Rio and told the clerk that, he gave me a blank stare. Yes, the little fucker was actually in 867.
The veil of anonymity has been lifted. Social lubricant flowed by the pitcher-full. And you are all way more awesome in person than I ever could have imagined.
I plan to be there and although I don&#039;t really drink beer (especially when it&#039;s free, duh) I <i>do</i> enjoy an occasional snifter of eighty-year-old brandy. XOXOXO
Please, oh pretty please, come to Austin. I&#039;ll even bring my homemade stuffed jalapenos and the 1st round of Heradura Silver tequila is on old Farknocker.
Well done, that.
On a related note, I went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and stayed with my son, who had already been there for a month. He sent me a text telling me that the room number was 5309. When I checked into the Rio and told the clerk that, he gave me a blank stare. Yes, the little fucker was actually in 867.
Wait, did I say &quot;Mormon&quot; or &quot;Moron&quot;? Over and over, I suppose.
Nice talking with you. And, on reflection, &quot;Alien&quot;.
RIP Kirsty
Keep a look out for anyone resembling KBJ, or interrogate the editor/editrix regarding her whereabouts, employment status, etc.
The veil of anonymity has been lifted. Social lubricant flowed by the pitcher-full. And you are all way more awesome in person than I ever could have imagined.
I plan to be there and although I don&#039;t really drink beer (especially when it&#039;s free, duh) I <i>do</i> enjoy an occasional snifter of eighty-year-old brandy. XOXOXO
Please, oh pretty please, come to Austin. I&#039;ll even bring my homemade stuffed jalapenos and the 1st round of Heradura Silver tequila is on old Farknocker.
Do you mean like P and &not;P or &quot;Certs is a candy mint&quot;, &quot;Certs is a breath mint&quot;?
Nobody goes there anymore. It&#039;s too crowded.
Have a good time. Don&#039;t get arrested.
Yay...a snuff film...