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The problem is that WE get what THEY asked for. Along with the government THEY deserve.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no chances.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I'm sure the ads will be highly informative. "Now repeat after me, 'Duuuuuh ... Trump?.'"

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theCryptofishist's avatar

2012?==Then Obama got him, also, too.

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malsperanza's avatar

Here, have a happy:

http://gothamist.com/2016/0...

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fredfnord's avatar

Alas, Tony Scalia's rotting corpse is indeed on the ballot.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Hard to tell...

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

The one being messily devoured by the fucking rancor of course...

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Don't forget the poll that showed almost 10% of U.S. college graduates thought Judge Judy was a member of SCOTUS.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When Brooksie and the NYT decides to cover it as such.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Call me old fashioned, but I assumed that E. G. Marshall and Robert Reed were on SCOTUS.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Keep dissightly homelessnesses off the sidewalks of San Francisco.

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AlysonRR's avatar

Conservapedia, please! Wikipedia is a liberal mouthpiece. ( ;-) )

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theCryptofishist's avatar

So, wait, that's why there was no autopsy? Because they didn't think they could pass off the wax figure if someone cut it open with a scapal?

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

All this horseshit about the "next president" nonsense, only strengthens my theory that this will be the most ratfucked election in history.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

Smilin' this morning. Racist redistricting fukkery stopped in NC b/c Fat Tony ain't there to vote. 4 to 4, Lower court ruling stays in effect.

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