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The problem is that WE get what THEY asked for. Along with the government THEY deserve.

Marion in Savannah's avatar

Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no chances.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

I'm sure the ads will be highly informative. "Now repeat after me, 'Duuuuuh ... Trump?.'"

theCryptofishist's avatar

2012?==Then Obama got him, also, too.

fredfnord's avatar

Alas, Tony Scalia's rotting corpse is indeed on the ballot.

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

The one being messily devoured by the fucking rancor of course...

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Don't forget the poll that showed almost 10% of U.S. college graduates thought Judge Judy was a member of SCOTUS.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When Brooksie and the NYT decides to cover it as such.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Call me old fashioned, but I assumed that E. G. Marshall and Robert Reed were on SCOTUS.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Keep dissightly homelessnesses off the sidewalks of San Francisco.

AlysonRR's avatar

Conservapedia, please! Wikipedia is a liberal mouthpiece. ( ;-) )

theCryptofishist's avatar

So, wait, that's why there was no autopsy? Because they didn't think they could pass off the wax figure if someone cut it open with a scapal?

freakishlyterrified's avatar

All this horseshit about the "next president" nonsense, only strengthens my theory that this will be the most ratfucked election in history.

cheetojeebus's avatar

Smilin' this morning. Racist redistricting fukkery stopped in NC b/c Fat Tony ain't there to vote. 4 to 4, Lower court ruling stays in effect.