Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points

• The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. 

• Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat.

• The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often they will tongue-bathe John Boehner's anus.

• Just like Narnia is an allegory for the baby Jesus, Toy Story 3   proved to be a prophetic facsimile of America's midterm election.

• The pot-smoking jihadists at GOOGLE desecrated America's sacred loin-cloth with a disgusting Muslim crescent.

• Michelle Bachmann's dreams are as dead as Martin Luther King's.

• Insane bow-tied creeper Tucker Carlson gets off on role-playing as Keith Olbermann (in the sack).