Remembering Our Fallen Week: Falling Into Godspell
Yahweh (The Comedy God) gifted America with our newest, HOTTEST reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, the Elvin princess Christine O’Donnell.
After losing her freshly minted angel wings (to witchcraft), Xtine became Christianity’s official Mistress of Masturbation, banning all forms of self-pleasure, except for self-tanning, due to heavy pressure from John Boehner.
Wonkette's Riley Waggaman wrote a kill & tell about smushing Andrew Breitbart in an upcoming Liz Glover-produced fetish flick.
South Carolina Republicans traveled back in time to an era when men were men and blacks were slaves.
Glenn Beck told his viewers not to die from consuming too much RC Cola and Hot Pockets, even though fusing into your couch VOLTRON-style is as American as Apple Pie and Colonial Williamsburg, which he also hates.
has anyone made a frankie goes to hollywood joke yet?
Republicans need to just nominate Britney Spears for an office and get it out of their system.