Remembering Our Fallen Week: Pubic Humiliation
Journalism jumped the shark (again!) when our ex-godmother Gawker posted a mean thing about our beloved sybil Christine O'Donnell -- despite holding back the juiciest details.
Coincidentally(?), Christine also developed a taste for human flesh.
Top-secret plans confirm that a gulag of communists (Sheryl Crow) will descend upon DC to slander Glenn Beck.
Alaska's Joe Miller cannot answer a simple question without running away like a common Frenchman.
America's most worthless class of humans, graduate students, continue to delay adulthood, forever, because they will never be employed.
David Vitter finally wiped his bottom clean of his nasty hooker sins -- before soiling himself once again.
At least when I wake up Wednesday afternoon the damned ads will be gone for these lunatics. It's not worth a drinking game. I'll just start drinking early Tuesday afternoon. And reading Wonkette.
I don't know about you, but when I hear that Congressman Smith voted to turn over all secret nuclear codes to China in a 30-second TV ad and force senior citizens into gas chambers, I am glad I had an accusation made without context or scrutiny from an untraceable source. You can't trust the lamestream media, dontcha know you betcha also.