Christopher Hitchen’s cum-rag, Vanity Fair, ran a typically lolberal exposé of Eskimo Princess and panties hoarder Sarah Palin, viciously attacking God’s only son, the pure-as-fallen-snow baby Trig.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was at a loss for words, probably because the Mexicans stole them all. Luckily, a recent money-bomb allows her the opportunity to continue exporting these lexicographic scoundrels.
A team of ragtag liberal misfits (NAACP, Media Matters, Red China) joined up to BLOW THE LID off America’s teapot.
No doubt propelled by this years lackluster Shark Week, a tragic lunatic was shot and killed while trying to take hostages at the Discovery Channel. This horrible event was them immediately politicized, just as George Washington would have wanted.
Obama’s Oval Office opium den got a redesign, finally removing George W. Bush’s smeared feces from the walls, inflaming America’s historic preservationists.
Your Wonkette very literally made ad-space superstar Meg McCabe cry her rich little eyes out.
Ayn Rand’s epic graphic novel adventure, Ayn Kampf, finally came to a close after 13 glorious weeks of wet and wild fun.
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Regarding the first item: I think God should request a paternity test.