Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Tragedy In Wasilla
Your Wonkbot kept us safe from terror, before becoming another victim in the tragedy in Tuscon, Arizona, just like fellow Cylon Sarah Palin.
Starved for attention (her TLC show ended this week), Sister Sarah made a CONTROVERSIALhate movie (Crash 2), shot on location in her Wasilla meth factory.
Jared Lee Loughner should have just gone into gun sales, as he has a clear talent for moving them off the shelves.
"Houdini of the Senate" Joe Manchin says he would never shoot a man, unless he were to force him to vote on actual legislation.
Gifford's super-minority intern is pretty awesome and way better at being a human being than 99.9% of America.
"Straight Shooter" Rush Limbaugh's Tuscon billboard got real ironic for him, before some fascist radio censors took it down.
We finally got a peek inside Chuck Grassley's internet heiroglyphics with this new Rosetta Stone, for Twitter.
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
*rimshot*
Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy two years.