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Remembering the Life and Letters of Osama Bin…

Greer Mansfield
May 5, 2011

Angsty rich kid Osama bin Laden could have been just another Saudi playboy, loitering his days away trading oil and chasing Lebanese models.

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BarackMyWorld
Aug 15, 2023

Bitches be trippin'.

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schmannity
Aug 15, 2023

There you go again with that fact-based reality.

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Aug 15, 2023

He read it a lot. The SEALS would have taken it if the pages weren't all sticky and gross.

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Aug 15, 2023

I'm waiting for <i>SEALS -the Musical</i>

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Aug 15, 2023

Jesus?

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Aug 15, 2023

Two towers. Two wars. Two bullets. It all works out.

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Aug 15, 2023

And G.W. Bush going "I know nuttink!"

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schmannity
Aug 15, 2023

Osama Bin Caulfield.

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schmannity
Aug 15, 2023

Saul Bellow?

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