Angsty rich kid Osama bin Laden could have been just another Saudi playboy, loitering his days away trading oil and chasing Lebanese models. But he just HAD to rebel against his wealthy family and their friends in the Saudi royal family, forever proving that he's His Own Person or something. And so he embraced the counterintuitive idea that the way to show solidarity with his fellow Muslims -- particularly poor and oppressed ones -- was to murder loads and loads of Muslims (among others). As you may have heard, last weekend he died a neighbor of our allies in the Pakistani military (but not before distributing
Bitches be trippin'.
There you go again with that fact-based reality.
He read it a lot. The SEALS would have taken it if the pages weren't all sticky and gross.
I&#039;m waiting for <i>SEALS -the Musical</i>
Jesus?
Two towers. Two wars. Two bullets. It all works out.
And G.W. Bush going &quot;I know nuttink!&quot;
Osama Bin Caulfield.
Saul Bellow?