Remembering This Historic Night, When The Naked Man Tried To Sell His Daughters

We assume that guest editor Josh Fruhlinger knew all along, ever since he wrote this post about some mean and very very naked state senator three years ago, that this same asshole would sooner or later win Ted Kennedy's (and John F. Kennedy's before him) Massachusetts Senate seat after the legend's death, severely endangering the passage of the popular first black President's signature, year-in-the-making comprehensive health care reform bill -- the elusive holy grail of Ted Kennedy and the Democrats' legislative agenda for the past half-century -- and that on his election night he would literally try to auction off his daughters to a foaming mob of drunk Teabaggers. Well, maybe he never foresaw the whole Teabagger thing, but otherwise, yeah. [ YouTube ]