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I thought this said you will drink contemptuously, which also made sense.

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12 miles from the Pacific Ocean on the Central Coast of Ca. Lovely spot, Mediterranean climate, albeit a bit dry right now.

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Great job with the timely joke!

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Ohio isn't in upstate NY?

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The beer helps mellow the surreality.

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The Columbus IPA is nice.

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That probably also, too.

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It's a show on the teevee, right?

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I'll be concealed carrying some weed. Does that count?

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I agree. Pics of the rioting outside would be good too. We could comment on them.

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That's a Balkan brandy, right?

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SLO?

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It doesn't, but this is cleveland, we gotta take what we can beg, buy, or borrow...

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Figures. I'm in North County SD

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Fret not! Take Boltbus (Tick Tock diner by Penn Station, drops off at 30th Street). Also check out NJ Transit. We'll work on Plans B through Z.

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If I have $18 dollars left to my name next weekend, I will consider it!

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