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gogobooty's avatar

Are you joking? Kelly's luscious locks are the envy of Ann Coulter!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Sideboob's always been okay.

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gogobooty's avatar

She could just go do happy super rich lady things but she is determined to use her fortune to crush less fortunate people and spread unending misery.

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gogobooty's avatar

He looks like someone only cast for one season on Summer House.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

OK, this is an older post, but I just have to say to Stephen, /highfive for the "Basketball Jones" reference.

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DrBDH's avatar

Ingots we trust.

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DrBDH's avatar

The Kansas City Antifas sounds good.

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carovee's avatar

Yes! I need to steal that phrase. I love it.

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carovee's avatar

NFL had that and then Green Bay the packers so they couldn't leave and the NFL said "fuck that communist shit" and made it impossible to ever do again. I don't know football or the law but it seems like what man made, man can unmake.

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Tinfoil Tichel's avatar

I forgot about that. I'm the only person in my family who isn't a sportsball fan, but I learned about that via osmosis.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

the arc of the moral universe is basketball shaped.

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mailman27's avatar

Hell's Bells!!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

The Victor Surge?

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mailman27's avatar

Don Jr. is SUCH a fucking iiiidiot, for cryin out loud.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Ma non troppo.

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Anzu's avatar

The very crass joke I heard was that buying the team was the closest she could get to the "good ol' days" of the antebellum south. (That, and living in a house with a fancy name, although honestly that's just a thing that white people in Georgia do, no matter how rich or poor we are.)

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