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gogobooty's avatar

Are you joking? Kelly's luscious locks are the envy of Ann Coulter!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Sideboob's always been okay.

gogobooty's avatar

She could just go do happy super rich lady things but she is determined to use her fortune to crush less fortunate people and spread unending misery.

gogobooty's avatar

He looks like someone only cast for one season on Summer House.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

OK, this is an older post, but I just have to say to Stephen, /highfive for the "Basketball Jones" reference.

DrBDH's avatar

The Kansas City Antifas sounds good.

carovee's avatar

Yes! I need to steal that phrase. I love it.

carovee's avatar

NFL had that and then Green Bay the packers so they couldn't leave and the NFL said "fuck that communist shit" and made it impossible to ever do again. I don't know football or the law but it seems like what man made, man can unmake.

Tinfoil Tichel's avatar

I forgot about that. I'm the only person in my family who isn't a sportsball fan, but I learned about that via osmosis.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

the arc of the moral universe is basketball shaped.

mailman27's avatar

Don Jr. is SUCH a fucking iiiidiot, for cryin out loud.

Anzu's avatar

The very crass joke I heard was that buying the team was the closest she could get to the "good ol' days" of the antebellum south. (That, and living in a house with a fancy name, although honestly that's just a thing that white people in Georgia do, no matter how rich or poor we are.)