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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I flunked Functional PE three times because I wouldn't write a paper titled My Physical Inventory. Finally I transferred schools for a year and played intramural soccer (badly) That got me the PE credit I needed to graduate.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Looking the other direction, it also looks as though you may also have missed Hildegard von Bingen.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

NC Jesse Helms

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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

Goddamn, Rep Pressley looks FIERCE with no hair! I am totally here for her new look!

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Elect more women to government. Skin color is determinative, but so is being a woman. There are laws against racism. There are laws keeping women of every skin color lesser citizens.Equal rights for all.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Elect more women of every skin shade.

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Emil Muz's avatar

First--answer to question 1: Powell DOESN'T Economy for a living. Like another Chairman of a government board with that last name--Colin's failson Michael--he has no actual qualification to hold the job.

And secondly: not that it diminishes her badassness--why has Pressley gone full Louis Gossett Jr right now?

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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

Alopecia.

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therblig's avatar

Little Whorehouse on the Prairie?

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NellCote71's avatar

Thanks for the chuckle.

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marksb's avatar

Is the Ranking Member required to wear a jacket?

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Leftflank's avatar

I personally don't know one that stops and appreciates or changes their own life in any way whatsoever because of BHM.White people that care and want to know don't limit it to one month and those that only care because it makes them mad wouldn't ever learn if it was all year around.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

For the record, I did take badminton in college and it did improve my GPA. I also took History of Black Americans and it most definitely did NOT improve my GPA. The prof was a serious bad ass and that class was HARD!

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dave in texas's avatar

And there's the contingent that wants to know why there's no White History Month. These idiots I just tell, "they're all White History Month, asshole."

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wry6read's avatar

Best SER Wonkette piece yet! Ayanna brings it. More please!

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Little Lulu's avatar

Please let Trump get an Enema.

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