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Vienna Woods's avatar

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

TundraGrifter's avatar

They always come in pairs.

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I'm really looking forward to the new "Schmidt finds out that..." video meme on YouTube.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Is "horse" new Wonket slang for "massive untraceable cash" ?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Does she smoke after sex?

Did she ever look?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or she's trying out for the available position of Secretary of Commerce.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I once put on my girlfriend's car a bumper snicker that read "Ben Wa For Mayor."

TundraGrifter's avatar

That's Dr. Shaden Freud to you.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Last time she was this happy WKRP shoved those turkeys out of the airplane over the super market parking lot.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I bet she lost her Ben Wa balls with that little dance.

fuflans's avatar

the schadenfreude is strong here.

chascates's avatar

She looked at me and said 'who do you think you're going to please with that?" and I answered "me!".

Later, she said she agreed with me.