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Vienna Woods's avatar

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

They always come in pairs.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

For the win.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm really looking forward to the new "Schmidt finds out that..." video meme on YouTube.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Have you folks read the post? Maybe just the first line?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Is "horse" new Wonket slang for "massive untraceable cash" ?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does she smoke after sex?

Did she ever look?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or she's trying out for the available position of Secretary of Commerce.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I once put on my girlfriend's car a bumper snicker that read "Ben Wa For Mayor."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's Dr. Shaden Freud to you.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Last time she was this happy WKRP shoved those turkeys out of the airplane over the super market parking lot.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I bet she lost her Ben Wa balls with that little dance.

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fuflans's avatar

the schadenfreude is strong here.

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fuflans's avatar

no, no not really

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chascates's avatar

She looked at me and said 'who do you think you're going to please with that?" and I answered "me!".

Later, she said she agreed with me.

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