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Plus, if his net earnings are only $400K then he doesn't qualify for the millionaire tax. This stupid asshat is bad at math and basic reading comprehension.

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And wedgies.

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I don't think they had to be all that sharp, either. Nevertheless, the only "smart weapon" ever invented.

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Doing the math ... uh, and assuming he doesn't tip (which I think is safe), that would be 57.67 endless pasta bowls per day.

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Bah ... makes me miss <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bill_Haywood" target="_blank">Bill Haywood</a>

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Yes, and furthermore it made me very depressed when something as horrible as Subway Sandwiches became successful here. Then I realized my fellow Louisianians were not even capable of being sandwich snobs, which is the one thing we have the right to be.

But politics? After <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=8MKb35NK0F0" target="_blank">Huey P Long</a> it was all downhill.

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A male-in he-bate?

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me too part of the time.

but i think our grade A asshole is joe walsh. blago was just corrupt.

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My first guillotine will be called "Tax Cut"

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Now that you've destroyed the "upper income tax hikes hurt small businesses" argument, I'm sure the Republicans will hop on board and support the president's proposal.

Wait, sorry...forgot I wasn't living in a world where facts can actually change someone's mind.

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"Much will be required of the person entrusted with much, and still more will be demanded of the person entrusted with more."

That verse would carry weight, of course, only with those virtuous enough to render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's.

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No, no -- they're being purposely KEPT from creating jerbs by fear of the social-welfare taxes. It's the Kenyan's fault!

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yeah, no i don't

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does louisiana seem to elect an above average number of tools or is it just me?

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I'll take two!

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