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Dear Kitty. Sorry Loretta.

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I hope Ms. Sanchez gets a cat from a shelter. I just adopted 2 kittens that were born outside a kitchen I volunteer at.

On the ASG Usenet group, a celebrity gossip list, someone who has just died is now said to be <b>in the stereo cabinet</b> because of this one post in reply to a poster's pet loss:

<i>Having been through it myself, I know how you are feeling. I had my cat freeze dried and he is in my stereo </i>[cabinet]<i> and can be seen through glass doors in a sleeping position. I couldn't bear to put him in the ground. Some people react strangely but it gives me great comfort to always see the animal who was my good friend. Though I've had many animals over the years, Spike was my special buddy and he will be buried with me.</i>

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Will Pope Kitty be presiding at Gretzky's funeral? It seems only fitting.

I have some acrobatic male cats I can send to perform if the Pope needs an incentive.

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it's christmas time, there's no need to be afraid, at christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade and in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy throw your arms around the world at christmas time.

but say a prayer, a pray for the other ones... do they know it's christmas time at all?

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"Ashtray heart.." Damn...one of my favs from my mispent youth, gone.

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He reminds me a bit of my current Buddy...although the Budster only tips the scales at 14 pounds. His "sister" MC only weighs 7 pounds and likes to sleep on my side with me in bed. Cat whore that I am, I don't want to disturb her in her slumbers so when I have to turn over, I do so VERY slowly. This allows her to do what I like to call "The Slow Motion Log Roll" with me playing the role of the log. Buddy just sleeps off to one side and laughs.

I dig cats.

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Well done.

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A hairy pussy gets all of this attention? Christine O'Donnell weeps.

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Sanchez clearly didn't understand when she was told that many voters were interested in her pussy.

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I've got $1.50 in the kitty. Get it? In the kitty?

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Ken Layne was using our "p" points in some kind of ponzi scheme. Thanks to an out-of-court settlement, we got them back.

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Looking at that cat's picture, you know he's seen some things. Some things that cannot be unseen even for cats, who are all about convenience after all.

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My Siamese lived that long and was better looking. Plus I didn't whore her out on Xmas cards.

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gretsky moved to a better world before the 112th congress kicks in.

smart cat.

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Well, now we know we've lost the brains of the outfit...

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