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The Quirk's avatar

I SWEAR I've seen that guy on a 90's ep of SNL. And wasn't he wearing the cowboy hat in Anchorman?

The Quirk's avatar

Thinks, I say, Thinks a pig pen is somethin to write with.

PubOption's avatar

Needz more Joycelyn Elders <a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders">http://en.wikiquote.org/wik...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for retroactive

Vienna Woods's avatar

Fun fact: If you google Louie Gohmert, the first suggestion that comes up is "Louie Gohmert Idiot."

ps: what is with his non-existent upper lip?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Poor Anne. Or maybe not. I've always wondered if she really wasn't the smart one. I mean, hey, she got the hell out of pokey little backwater Cleves, a swell divorce settlement, and didn't even have to have sex with gross Henry the Eight Tons of Fun.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

So, so dirty. So, so wrong.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And she lived- not a bad bonus.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Jinx. You owe me a Coke.

diogenez's avatar

To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld - you look at someone like Gohmert and think: Really? YOU'RE the sperm that beat all the others? YOU'RE the sperm that won???

Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't teach them to watch out for the hind hooves of horses. It was never intended to be that way. They’ll find out soon enough.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's kinda scary in its moronic perfection.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Thinking just leads to sin.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Children belong to their educatin' parents.

<i>Convicts</i> belong to the state.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think that video changed my life forever... or not.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He's just not very bright... if you know what I mean.