It has been at least 24 hours since we brought you evidence of why Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Dumbfuckistan) is a perpetual contender for Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award. When last we swigged some brain bleach and checked on the bald bumbler, he was having a sad about
Poor Anne. Or maybe not. I've always wondered if she really wasn't the smart one. I mean, hey, she got the hell out of pokey little backwater Cleves, a swell divorce settlement, and didn't even have to have sex with gross Henry the Eight Tons of Fun.
To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld - you look at someone like Gohmert and think: Really? YOU'RE the sperm that beat all the others? YOU'RE the sperm that won???
I SWEAR I've seen that guy on a 90's ep of SNL. And wasn't he wearing the cowboy hat in Anchorman?
Thinks, I say, Thinks a pig pen is somethin to write with.
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I&#039;d settle for retroactive
Fun fact: If you google Louie Gohmert, the first suggestion that comes up is &quot;Louie Gohmert Idiot.&quot;
ps: what is with his non-existent upper lip?
Poor Anne. Or maybe not. I&#039;ve always wondered if she really wasn&#039;t the smart one. I mean, hey, she got the hell out of pokey little backwater Cleves, a swell divorce settlement, and didn&#039;t even have to have sex with gross Henry the Eight Tons of Fun.
So, so dirty. So, so wrong.
And she lived- not a bad bonus.
Jinx. You owe me a Coke.
To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld - you look at someone like Gohmert and think: Really? YOU&#039;RE the sperm that beat all the others? YOU&#039;RE the sperm that won???
Don&#039;t teach them to watch out for the hind hooves of horses. It was never intended to be that way. They&rsquo;ll find out soon enough.
It&#039;s kinda scary in its moronic perfection.
Thinking just leads to sin.
Children belong to their educatin&#039; parents.
<i>Convicts</i> belong to the state.
I think that video changed my life forever... or not.
He&#039;s just not very bright... if you know what I mean.