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The Quirk's avatar

I SWEAR I've seen that guy on a 90's ep of SNL. And wasn't he wearing the cowboy hat in Anchorman?

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The Quirk's avatar

Thinks, I say, Thinks a pig pen is somethin to write with.

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PubOption's avatar

Needz more Joycelyn Elders <a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders">http://en.wikiquote.org/wik...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for retroactive

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Fun fact: If you google Louie Gohmert, the first suggestion that comes up is "Louie Gohmert Idiot."

ps: what is with his non-existent upper lip?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Poor Anne. Or maybe not. I've always wondered if she really wasn't the smart one. I mean, hey, she got the hell out of pokey little backwater Cleves, a swell divorce settlement, and didn't even have to have sex with gross Henry the Eight Tons of Fun.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

So, so dirty. So, so wrong.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And she lived- not a bad bonus.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Jinx. You owe me a Coke.

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diogenez's avatar

To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld - you look at someone like Gohmert and think: Really? YOU'RE the sperm that beat all the others? YOU'RE the sperm that won???

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't teach them to watch out for the hind hooves of horses. It was never intended to be that way. They’ll find out soon enough.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It's kinda scary in its moronic perfection.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Thinking just leads to sin.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Children belong to their educatin' parents.

<i>Convicts</i> belong to the state.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think that video changed my life forever... or not.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He's just not very bright... if you know what I mean.

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