Good morning, godless heathens who are destroying America with your godless heathenism! Whatcha doin'? Destroying America with your godless heathenism? Yeah, we thought so. And Texas Rep. Louis Gohmert, perpetual contender for Wonkette’s coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award, would sure like you to stop doing that. Gohmert is one of the mostest greatest deep thinking deep thinkers of our time, who is A Expert on all matters of importance in this day and age, including
It must be wonderful for Christians to think you have guys like Gohmert on your side, helping "defend" your religion from all that "persecution" using such influential tools like "distorted history" and "faulty logic."
I am SO getting one of those !!! It's cute as kittens.
Did each one of Sleipnir's legs turn into a reindeer?
I have dual degrees in Common Sense and Reality, and it is clear to me the Rep. Gohmert is a stranger to both.
It's a storage container for Silly Putty.
Wheel of Derp Fortune.
Oh, R'lyeh now?
Ah, but were they <i><b>troooooly</b></i> &quot;honoring&quot; the same God?
No two nations that have truly honored the McRib sandwich have ever annihilated each other either, sez my boy Tommy Freed.
Those aren&#039;t babes, they&#039;re the Koch brothers.
And... it gets worse. Fingers? Not exactly
It must be wonderful for Christians to think you have guys like Gohmert on your side, helping &quot;defend&quot; your religion from all that &quot;persecution&quot; using such influential tools like &quot;distorted history&quot; and &quot;faulty logic.&quot;
You&#039;re in good hands!
Umm, didn&#039;t Rome fall AFTER they converted to Christianity? Or wasn&#039;t that Papist stuff &quot;True&quot; Christianity?
or shoes
It wouldn&#039;t dare.
He&#039;ll only be ready once he&#039;s been &quot;sanctified&quot; by Marcus.
Now that&#039;s some real Christianality right there!
&quot;Gohmert is one of the mostest greatest derp thinking derp thinkers of our time...&quot;
FIIFY