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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I am SO getting one of those !!! It's cute as kittens.

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Did each one of Sleipnir's legs turn into a reindeer?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I have dual degrees in Common Sense and Reality, and it is clear to me the Rep. Gohmert is a stranger to both.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's a storage container for Silly Putty.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Wheel of Derp Fortune.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh, R'lyeh now?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ah, but were they <i><b>troooooly</b></i> "honoring" the same God?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No two nations that have truly honored the McRib sandwich have ever annihilated each other either, sez my boy Tommy Freed.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Those aren't babes, they're the Koch brothers.

And... it gets worse. Fingers? Not exactly

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It must be wonderful for Christians to think you have guys like Gohmert on your side, helping "defend" your religion from all that "persecution" using such influential tools like "distorted history" and "faulty logic."

You're in good hands!

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The Quirk's avatar

Umm, didn't Rome fall AFTER they converted to Christianity? Or wasn't that Papist stuff "True" Christianity?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or shoes

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It wouldn't dare.

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He'll only be ready once he's been "sanctified" by Marcus.

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Now that's some real Christianality right there!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Gohmert is one of the mostest greatest derp thinking derp thinkers of our time..."

FIIFY

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