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Hey cool...you guys used my Lenin meme! That just totes made my day!

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<i>e.g.:</i> Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.

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New Yorker

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In this case, NOT the wine.

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Goddamm dirty hippies!!

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Sperry Hutchinson (arcane)?

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We are all Georgians now...

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the walrus was Paul Ryan

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BFD. Various Repubican state legislatures don't follow the U.S. Constitution anymore either. They pass so-called TRAP (Targeted Regulations for Abortion Providers) laws to make it as difficult as possible for women to exercise their Constitutional right to reproductive freedoms. But we recently learned from the Go-Pee'ers that when you mix regulation with the Second Amendment you get tyranny. Same goes for the lady parts regs. TYRANNY! To the barricades comrades!

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He meant to say: BENGAZEEEE!

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I'd love to watch him FIND the Soviet Union on a map.

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It really should hurt to be so fucking stupid.

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<blockquote>"....capitalism” [amounts to] “national hate and inequality, colonial slavery and chauvinism, national oppression and massacres, brutalities and imperialistic wars.” </blockquote>

SOVCON1 wasn't <i>entirely</i> wrong.

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