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Question: Why does a libertarian want to be in the government he doesn't believe in?

Answer: To violate his oath to the Constitution and feel smug.

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Well, I guess the Capitol cops know who doesn’t need their protection from a murderous mob anymore.

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Seems to me he represents his asshole constituency just fine.

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So if their objection was to awarding these folks medals ONLY because they used the insurrection language...they're saying that they would have otherwise voted yes? In which case, do they just love and respect cops SOOOOOOO much that they were planning on giving them medals for just showing up to work on a regular, totally calm, safe day that happened to be, for some reason, especially crowded, and the mean ol' Dems hijacked the award for nefarious POLITICAL PURPOSES?

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George Floyd being killed over a fake 20 dollar bill that he probably didn't know was fake is fine with GOPers.

a literal terrorist being killed while storming the seat of government is considered by an execution by the same people

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Gosar the Gosarian was almost certainly one of the people who helped plot the inbred insurrection. Of course he doesn't want to honor those who defended the Capitol against it.

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i thought republicans supported SYG.

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Ooohhh Ooooh Mr Kotter Mr Kotter. I know who is the Alpha in this photo...

https://www.inquirer.com/re...

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The footage of that shooting made it obvious that she had failed to comply with orders, and was, in fact, attempting to climb through to continue the attack. She wasn’t alone at that window either, and all the people with her looked as though they were aware there was an ongoing defense on the other side. She just happened to be the fool who tried to go through first.

There really need to be consequences for when people like Gosar incite violence while actively on the clock.

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now that it's perfectly fine to look at cell phone data of members of congress, I wonder if any of the text messages that these 21 traitors got that day from their supporters were COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!also I think I saw on facebook that the person who killed ashli babbit was actually rep. paul gosar himself. see he secretly is a member of antifa and he killed that lady because she was going to out him. be right back, I need to tell all my friends on 8chan about this.

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Do you remember when making a comment like “please clap” was considered a potentially fatal political error, and resulted in weeks and months of mockery?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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He would have herded them into one of the chambers, filled the balcony with cops with big guns, and just opened fire. They probably wouldn't even need to bring extra guns along to plant on them, since they were already carrying.

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well we are still mad bc Shrub the Lesser ruined the world and we had to be saved by a Black Hawaiian, that really hurt, so we took Putin's Orange Confederate Traitor and made him OUR HERO yay it's literally the tea bagged way lmfao

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Unlike Democrats like Sam Nunn during the Clinton Administration, Goldwater was also in favor of letting gay people serve openly in the military. As he said, "I don't care if they are straight, I just care if they shoot straight."

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We know whose side they are on. Stop asking already.

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And Antonin Scalia is the pool-boy.

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