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"House Intelligence Committee"

Lol

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Dual citizenship.

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No team will let him on the sidelines because he'll blab about the upcoming play.

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cf. Michele Bachmann.

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Well, if everyone knows then no one will suspect it's really a secret...right?

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Oh, that's really too bad.

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"It's traitor season!" "No, it's idiot season!" "Traitor season!" "Idiot season!" "Traitor season!" "Idiot season!" "Idiot season!" *BLAM*

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Those Republicans, always naming things the opposite of what they are.

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Ouch. I feel for you. I always used to comfort myself with the fact that at least my Rep <em>wasn't</em> the worst person named King in the House.

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I think it's really cute how you're trying to follow his logic.

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I love redistricting, because it means this total asshat is no longer my Representative.

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And Steve King. Don't let Peter out-crazee you!

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