If it is a day of the week, which it usually is, then you can bet Rep. Steve King, the self-proclaimed Jesus of Iowa, is choke-holding logic and reason and common decency and kicking puppies and torturing chickens because he is Steve King. And Steve King is
You have to wonder what Mr. King's brainstorming session was like for this speech last night ...
let's see ... "death plane touching down in the harbors of death" nah. How about "cruise ship of death cruising through the goalpost of death - for a TOUCHDOWN" ... fuck ... uh, "death car touching down at the airport of death" shit .. what about "death ship on the death wheels of the death highway of death" .. no I got it! "DEATH PATH ON THE DEATH TRAIN" YEAH! (fist pump)
You are expecting thinking. Texas shut down easy availability of birth control to poor (largely hispanic) women. I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop when they have to deal with a bumper crop of home grown brown "blessings" due to the legislatures good xtian values. They will be handing out birth control pills like candy in five years.
This is like that Allen West moment, where he reminds all us Libtards how we aren't on his level, and if only we were half as smart as he is we'd see how everything he does is Heroic and Brave and Serves His Country and never mind about that part where even Florida fired him for sucking at it.
...Just like Obama to send these children down the &quot;Rape Path&quot;, instead of the <strong>LEGITIMATE</strong> &quot;Rape Path&quot;.
Nice to know that King represents the state that we entrust with the first step on the Road to the White House. If you can&#039;t trust his voters, who can you trust?
But I thought Boehner said that no Republican is talking impeachment. But I guess King didn&#039;t get the memo since it came from a different segment of Fantasyland.
Please don&#039;t drink and jive.
Friends don&#039;t let friends contrive bunk.
You have to wonder what Mr. King&#039;s brainstorming session was like for this speech last night ...
let&#039;s see ... &quot;death plane touching down in the harbors of death&quot; nah. How about &quot;cruise ship of death cruising through the goalpost of death - for a TOUCHDOWN&quot; ... fuck ... uh, &quot;death car touching down at the airport of death&quot; shit .. what about &quot;death ship on the death wheels of the death highway of death&quot; .. no I got it! &quot;DEATH PATH ON THE DEATH TRAIN&quot; YEAH! (fist pump)
You are expecting thinking. Texas shut down easy availability of birth control to poor (largely hispanic) women. I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop when they have to deal with a bumper crop of home grown brown &quot;blessings&quot; due to the legislatures good xtian values. They will be handing out birth control pills like candy in five years.
This is like that Allen West moment, where he reminds all us Libtards how we aren&#039;t on his level, and if only we were half as smart as he is we&#039;d see how everything he does is Heroic and Brave and Serves His Country and never mind about that part where even Florida fired him for sucking at it.
Except slightly cornier.
Steve, are you sure it&#039;s not it&#039;s not a death trap, or a suicide rap?
Kaili, we need a little heads-up so we can grab our Wingnut Bingo Cards. This woulda been one heck of a game.
...kinda sounds like he had mini stroke and just vomited up a tossed word salad, of every republican talking point from over the last 3 years
...Just like Obama to send these children down the &quot;Rape Path&quot;, instead of the <strong>LEGITIMATE</strong> &quot;Rape Path&quot;.
...or possibly a Cerebral Bush Aneurysm
<i> the man that caused it is Barack Obama,</i>
That&#039;s right! Immigration has NEVER been an issue in our entire history until that uppity blah dictated his way into the White House!!!
Nice to know that King represents the state that we entrust with the first step on the Road to the White House. If you can&#039;t trust his voters, who can you trust?
But I thought Boehner said that no Republican is talking impeachment. But I guess King didn&#039;t get the memo since it came from a different segment of Fantasyland.