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Amy!'s avatar

Aha!

To be precise, one gay son (incestuously married to his bisexual brother), one bisexual son (incestuously and polygamously married to a bisexual polygamous wife and his own gay brother), one hetero son (married to a hetero woman), one unrelated gay woman polygamously married to the bisexual son's bisexual wife.

Two by twouhhh, three, in some cases, or arguably four, but at least two.

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Amy!'s avatar

Skipped over to Amendment 10, rather. States' rights forever!

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Querolous's avatar

Bill was

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richardgrabman's avatar

You need something in the US Constitution to cover "whatever we forgot" like there is in the Mexican one ... "All discrimination motivated by ethnic or national origin, gender, age, handicaps,social condition, health, religion, opinions, preferences, marital status, or any other discrimination that violates human dignity and has the objective of restricting or diminishing the rights and liberties of persons is prohibited.

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LoveSW_Prequels's avatar

"Such as privacy" lolwut

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eddi_TBH's avatar

We need to examine your behavior on line for any contamination. You'll thank us after we pray you straight again.

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DahBoner's avatar

Rep. Steve King needs to fill out an application first...http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Interracial marriage was legalised on the basis of an implied right to privacy, as was sodomy.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Wait, according to your Fomenkoist history, was Geoffrey Chaucer really an 18th century Russian?

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William Urmson's avatar

This song goes out to all religious homophobic bigots everywhere. Please enjoy Gal-huh-Leo~ WJU

http://www.reverbnation.com...

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Billy Rubin's avatar

Something,, something. .. "and let God sort them out." How does that go?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

BiilO was reporting on the pillars of salt as well.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Halle Berry goes with everything.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Your main man Louie is gonna have to up his game. His prezinitial ties aren't enough to overcome this level of crazy.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

That's an Olde Tyme™ political party trick .... get them elected to higher office to get them the hell outta your local politics.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They work best when sung by Ned Flanders.

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