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Hhhhmmmm...even outrageous humor with noting more intended? Really?

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FWIW, I give you an upfist. You didn't actually call for the death of any individual.

And where the hell is BSFD, anyhow?

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Just out of Interest - what would the US do if they were at war and another country continued to supply the enemy?

Oh we don't have to wonder - 1861-65 showed that they would... board and impound neutral ships.

Canada - yeah. "We're the US and we say we have to have ALL the continent. Let's cross an official border and invade a recognised territory. With a superior number of professional soldiers against a mostly militia defence.Oh, we've lost. Three times."

:) Ancient history

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I didn't think the original picture could get any worse. Curses upon thee photoshop!! I beg of thee PLEASE don't use the Gohmert!

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you sunk my battleship!https://youtu.be/ycpEzSqYBGA

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Thanks for the link! It was a very good read and it gave me a business idea. Gotta go design tee shirts and coffee mugs with an "I survived America!" theme.

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bless his heart; I used to have the unibrow and too many photographs that immortalized it (my dad thought it was just a phase I was going through and didn't want me to mess with it, or the corresponding mustache.) I figured he had guitars so he might have some redeeming traits.

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It's like the eleventy billion Al Quada #2's that we killed in Iraq. There was always another one waiting in the wings.

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The founding fathers were also fairly opposed to a standing national army, for reasons that should be obvious over the last few decades.

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I'd like to see him splain it to Buzz Aldrin.

http://www.tompainesghost.c...

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Please, please. Make it stop Doktor Zoom.

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"Hindenburg"?

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That's kinda my point. He's about as far, philosophically, from Rep. King as you can get. But he does call himself "Your Uncle Steve" on occasion....

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But don't forget the Florida fraud. Which makes 38. Oh, but that was decade plus 5 ago. My bad. Still, some frauds are more 'useful' than other frauds.

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They're hoping to get their cold dead hands on some of those A-10's per above. That ought to be a fun Klown Kar Karavan. (My deepest apologies to the Mexicans among us.)

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Amuricans do lack imagination. 'cept for the Jaded kind.

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