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Kevin's avatar

Oh my! Such language! I'm certain I'm being overcome by a case of the vapors inflicted by the vulgar vernacular you dealt out here, to wit:

consaggit

dadgumit

dang tootin’

golly jeezum

gong dong and

tarnation

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Ronald Krol's avatar

This fucking idiot was voted into office by people that are dumber than him. I hate our country for being this fucking stupid.

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Marla's avatar

Isn’t this really all about Elno’s transgender daughter? They are estranged and I would think it chaps his hide, because she is Elno’s first-born.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I do NOT in fact feel like torturing myself. ;-)

I had a long night last night, kinda tired today, and that kind of self-care takes real effort or it just isn't worth it...

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Tim Burchett out here warning America about Chinese sex demons turning kids trans while his own party can’t pass a budget or a basic IQ test.

These guys can’t fix the roads, but they’ve mapped out a cosmic alliance between Beijing and Beelzebub. Somewhere a demon is sighing, “Dude, I just wanted to tempt people with TikTok, not infrastructure collapse.”

And calling a trans cartoon “porn” while worshiping a golden calf in a red tie? That’s not religion. That’s fan fiction with bad lighting.

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Johan Grillo's avatar

I see mental llnesss

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Pork Baron's avatar

What is wrong with these people? (rhetorical question)

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Zap's avatar

I’ll answer anyway. They’re republicans.

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LOU LOU's avatar

If anything these republicans are unoriginal, copying the same things prissy parents were yammering on about in the 1970’s to control kids. My paranoid, conservative adopted mother forbade me to watch Six Million Dollar Man and Wonder Woman because she said I might try and do some of the things they did on the show. She surely would have prohibited viewing of a show featuring a gay or transgender character because well, I might copy the characters. It’s like these republican minds know that they are trying to influence children’s behaviours and are at war with anything that opposes and weakens their programming. Yes this is it in a nutshell.

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beb's avatar

It's a good thing they never got around to watching "Steven Universe" a series about a young boy who may or may not be his own mother, and lives in a society of women warriors.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Yeah, definitely the German Expressionist angular b&w vibe.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

It's never not embarrassing when I see one of my home state's congressional delegation in an article. Just once, I'd like to see that one of them did something good, or said something sane. Hell, even MTG and Ted Cruz have done that.

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Revenant's avatar

Oh boy. A Republican MAGAt member of Congress who who believes in deep Chinese plots and underwater aliens and Satan. Which century is this?

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Free beach's avatar

You mean another one. There’s so many now

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marxalot's avatar

I feel like one should know the difference between Satan and China. one, for instance, to grab just one example, is real.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

No video thanks. I'm not into self-abuse. By the way you missed mentioning the cartoon where Daffy Duck laid an egg while Mugsy held a gun to his head. Throws the whole gender discussion to a whole new level. Probably make Burchett's head (or another organ) explode.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

These low IQ has-beens are just foot soldiers for the low-hanging fruit of the culture fashionistas.

They contribute nothing, offer nothing, plagiarize everything, and are just ABSOLUTE ZEROS!! Culture-wars my shiny metal ass, they are not sincere logicians; they are pond scum. Plain and simple🤓

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Revenant's avatar

That picture of the Space Nazi does not look, to me, like happiness. He appears to be just about to seize his prey in his powerful jaws and rend it lifeless.Little Benny the GRU asset a.k.a. Putin's Little puppet, looks to me like he just did discovered the entertainment option of sitting on a verticle dildo and bouncing; farewell loneliness, Benny's got a brand new bag!

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