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Well, there was that one girl in 1990

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It turns out Joe Smith was a secret Mohammedan?

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Like Hitler, Franks wants to ban abortion to protect the white babeez particularly.

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Didn't Beck once claim that he was going blind? Not much seems to happened on that front.

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Not to be confused with Satan babbies which come from being raped in teh butt

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If pregnancy from rape is so rare, they should have no problem permitting it. After all we tolerate 30,000 gun deaths a year as people bullet rape each other (and themselves). For freedom.

But why the fuck do these men care so much what happens inside the series of tubes found inside the ladies? And care so little about what happens to the living breathing Born-Americans?

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Technically, the inside of an oven is what we peeps in AZ call a cooling trend...

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Everybody wang chung tonight...

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So Keanu Reeves is a Nazi

QED

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These guys as in Nazis or the GOP?

Some days you really need a spreadsheet to tell...

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No, but he is infertile

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They already know....

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I told my son,. possibly 10 at the time, to vacuum the basement. He whined "But I suck at vacuuming!"

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What's funny is just earlier this week Laura the liar Ingraham was screeching how thanks to Obummer passing out Plan B like Halloween candy, there'd be a marauding army of rapists coming for your daughters now that they didn't have to worry about her getting pregnant when they rape her. I wish they'd make up their minds which apocalyptic nightmare we're supposed to believe...

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