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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>May I suggest… Fiscal pant load? Fiscal brew ha ha? Fiscal nuclear option? Fiscal fuck up. Fiscal fart? </i>

How about just Monday?

Lot_49's avatar

Maybe in your dreams. Mine have a slightly different resolution. Norton never appears.

Lot_49's avatar

Just For Conservitards

Lot_49's avatar

Choose wisely! Budget carefully! Get drunk first, though.

Lot_49's avatar

"I'm so tired. It's been such a long exposition."

Lot_49's avatar

Call it "Tweety-boarding." That'd make it legal.

Lot_49's avatar

Because he's been doing Salma Hayek?

PubOption's avatar

Back when Cheney claimed that deficits didn't matter.

diogenez's avatar

What will the Media breathlessly discuss NEXT?!?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In fairness, Jabba's realm is a galaxy far, far away. While Newt is limited to Earth. Plus the moon.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If tax cuts for the rich create jobs, they should go all in and say the rich should pay no taxes at all for maximum jobs.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Fiscal fiasco? Fun to say!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Agreed. I looked at the headlines at CNN and just about every one had those words in it. Whoever made that up must really be regretting it.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...LoL, I can only imagine the creative thinking you would need to get that by the accounting department! Errrr yeah, that lap dance was actually a "Tomahawk missile strike to a highly fortified Al-Queda cave"