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Hmmm. Sounds like the unreleased sequel to "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn."

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Maybe even Wednesday!

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BRAIN? WHAT IS BRAIN?

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"Stop hitting yourself!!" Pleez.

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I think it's Gibberish, the language of the inhabitants of the Land of Gibber

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Gabbardites are the worst kind of Lupus Liberals. Isolationism isn't a liberal value.

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HE SAID "MILITARY COMPLEX"!

EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT!

What's next? "Warmonger"? "Regime-change war"?

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I like it!

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Thank you! Made it myself!

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What is it with your obsession with scalps?

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Asset? Let me suggest 'asshat'.

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This would be an extremely rare instance where I find myself siding with Hillary.

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Aw, carry it on over to Boxing Day.

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