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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I don't get where he is. Does he go camping on his plantation? Is he burning something out there?

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

Strawmen are great fuel for that fire he is burning.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Shit these idiots still hate Jane Fonda. This commercial essentially says "please come and warm yourself in front of my racist fire" and Alabamians are grabbing the marshmallows.

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biff murphy's avatar

Alabama's motto "Don't expect much, because Alabama"

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Gotta keep the embers lit after their weekly cross burnings.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Hell, they're simply parading an oompah band through the town square.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Checking for the One Ring?

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Shananigan's avatar

What’s this censuring bullshit?

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hillarysleftone's avatar

Busted-up chiffarobes, most likely

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Robert Moore's avatar

Yep, they are too dumb to know how to restart the fire, even with matches and lighters.

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goCatgo's avatar

Mini Rant of the Day. I wanna make one thing perfectly clear. I don't hate the South. I have lived there as a poor person so I do have opinions. Strong opinions. However, this AL bs, and others like it, or worse, is simply a result of ideologies that have gone on for over 400 years. Business as usual.

I have relatives in MS that were able to buy a big house about 50 years ago, and love the low standard of living. They shit when they come to CA. Sticker shock for a whole state. But even they say things could be a lot better, and the best thing about MS is the Casino, owned by Native Americans.

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BearLeft's avatar

Why can't he just cook bacon on his rifle muzzle like a normal American running for office?

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teadoust II's avatar

3... 2...

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goCatgo's avatar

Ha good one!He po'h folk, so at least the grease and corn meal for hush puppies.

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goCatgo's avatar

It's when they wake you wake you up to count the peeples in da house. Pappy left for cigs 3 days ago. Mebee he be live. Or not.

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teadoust II's avatar

that would imply some degree of organized thinking and strategy from the Democratic party - my imagination's not that powerful.

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