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That's a cute horsie hat.

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Will he meet the American refugees at the airport? Cause if so....I might have to try this whether or not El Trumpeto wins.

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I have had a zen approach to it. Unfortunately that coupled with my trust issues and anxiety has led to no lasting relationship, so I can't say if it's a good strategy or not.

The zen approach seems to serve me well when finding apartments and work though.

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Try to time your pee breaks around the auto refreshes. It is like taking a forced break

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Well that's what it's designed for.

I'd offer to dress like her but she's got killer legs and I can barely walk in short heels, let alone her stilettos.

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"ThatThatThat":-)

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Everclear? Moonshine? Overproof rum?

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"Doc" just made sure the other six had enough meth to keep them slaving away down the mines.

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There's always a comedian...

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"Jungle Goddess." Welcome to the White Male Reality!

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I'd tap that.

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(Carol Cleveland voice) "Oh, CHRIS! And I thought you were so butch!"

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Also, too, Joni.

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AOT,K

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I recommend pony bottles.

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