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The Wanderer's avatar

That's a cute horsie hat.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Will he meet the American refugees at the airport? Cause if so....I might have to try this whether or not El Trumpeto wins.

Lizzietish81's avatar

I have had a zen approach to it. Unfortunately that coupled with my trust issues and anxiety has led to no lasting relationship, so I can't say if it's a good strategy or not.

The zen approach seems to serve me well when finding apartments and work though.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Try to time your pee breaks around the auto refreshes. It is like taking a forced break

Lizzietish81's avatar

Well that's what it's designed for.

I'd offer to dress like her but she's got killer legs and I can barely walk in short heels, let alone her stilettos.

The Wanderer's avatar

Everclear? Moonshine? Overproof rum?

The Wanderer's avatar

"Doc" just made sure the other six had enough meth to keep them slaving away down the mines.

BadKitty904's avatar

There's always a comedian...

The Wanderer's avatar

"Jungle Goddess." Welcome to the White Male Reality!

The Wanderer's avatar

(Carol Cleveland voice) "Oh, CHRIS! And I thought you were so butch!"

mailman27's avatar

I recommend pony bottles.