Last we heard from our young conservative stud Aaron Schock, he was deleting his Instagram on account of too-gayness. Probably so he can get the Family Research Council to give him back his 100 percent rating that says yes, he is super good at hating gays and 'bortions.
Sucking at being gay should be considered treason for someone that hot. Rawr
Totally ruins the fantasy
Well, he is what is known as a "bossy bottom", so top i guess.
He was probably trolling the Military Academy for prospective child brides.
Aaron Schock: Good grief, does it always have to be a gay thing with you people?
Us people: [Nod]
<i>he was deleting his Instagram on account of too-gayness</i>
Is he keeping his account on Chaterbate? Just asking for a friend.
<em>He even sucks at being gay.</em>
Now I&#039;m confused. Does that he&#039;s good at it, or not?
The real subtext: I&#039;m not a bottom.
Rep. Schock is just &quot;reviewing the troops&quot;. Nothing wrong with that, nosiree...
Jeez, <strike>there goes</strike> here comes my lunch. Who&#039;s douchenozzle #4?
(Non-mangled linky <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/lzqu6wl" target="_blank"> here.</a>)