Republican Convention Secretly Sponsored By Hot Porn Studio
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Last Saturday, the Clark County, Nevada Republican party held its convention, and the biggest story was the keynote speaker who laughed at Obama for being abandoned by two (NON-WHITE) fathers. Ha ha, poor Hopey. Apparently, however, it was the Clark County officials who were doing the abandoning -- of their morals .
Each attendee had to wear a special lanyard, and organizers were fortunate to find a big box of free lanyards hidden in the convention center. The lanyards, however, "were leftovers from a giant porn convention held earlier in the year," according to TMZ . "Each lanyard displayed a logo from one of the porn sponsors -- ElegantAngel.com. If it's not clear yet, ElegantAngel has a new, hot release -- Big Black Wet Asses 8 ."
Yeah, notnearlygay enough for any of the Clark County Republicans to understand.
GOPeePee Party [TMZ]