Republican Convention Secretly Sponsored By Hot Porn Studio

Last Saturday, the Clark County, Nevada Republican party held its convention, and the biggest story was the keynote speaker who laughed at Obama for being abandoned by two (NON-WHITE) fathers. Ha ha, poor Hopey. Apparently, however, it was the Clark County officials who were doing the abandoning -- of their morals .

Each attendee had to wear a special lanyard, and organizers were fortunate to find a big box of free lanyards hidden in the convention center. The lanyards, however, "were leftovers from a giant porn convention held earlier in the year," according to TMZ . "Each lanyard displayed a logo from one of the porn sponsors -- ElegantAngel.com. If it's not clear yet, ElegantAngel has a new, hot release -- Big Black Wet Asses 8 ."

Yeah, notnearlygay enough for any of the Clark County Republicans to understand.

 GOPeePee Party [TMZ]