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Alan Keyes couldn't get elected dog catcher.

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I'M DEFINITELY NOTICING A THEME TODAY, GUYS!

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But Virginia Foxx's picture is only there some of the time.

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i hope nobody wears that flag dress.

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Indeed it is. Posts coming in fast. Me getting furious. And stabby. Definitely stabby.

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I don't think it fair to compare Allen West to a dogcatcher.

Every day, the dogcatcher has to actually get something done.

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“It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.” -- Carl Sagan

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I'm sure the blah people will be impressed when the Repubicans brag about their black mosquito catcher. But when the Demoncrats bring out their black President of the United States, the GO-Pee'ers will be like the kid who brings a prism and flashlight to the science fair while the other kid has a robot that makes origami birds.

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They're fulfilling the axiom: If you're black and Republican, you will be on teevee.

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Yup, definitely racist fuckface day on Wonkette.

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