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Republican Pickup Truck Owner Fears Rhinoceros Attack In Missouri
What is ruining America for middle-aged white guys who drive monstrous pickup trucks around the Ozarks thanks to the oil from Islamofascist dictatorships? Oh, the usual: President Obama, "the news media," and higher education. Also, beware of "rhinos," also.Thanks to Wonkette operative "Will Ferrell."