Republican Pickup Truck Owner Fears Rhinoceros Attack In Missouri
What is ruining America for middle-aged white guys who drive monstrous pickup trucks around the Ozarks thanks to the oil from Islamofascist dictatorships? Oh, the usual: President Obama, "the news media," and higher education. Also, beware of "rhinos," also.Thanks to Wonkette operative "Will Ferrell."
"Wonketteer in Name Only" = WINO
I like to remind the wingers who read wonkette that Fox <i>is</i> the mainstream media these days.