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fuflans's avatar

i like how he's coyly lifting his shirt to show us more of his fat.

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fuflans's avatar

i wonder what the employee looked like?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Chin-ups, dude. You only have to clear the first chin over the bar for them to count.

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fuflans's avatar

phew. for a minute there, i was thinking the republicans might be forced to display a sense of morality.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Christian Jeebus God forgives, with a wink. Jewish Y_WEH God sides with your wife, and never forgets.

(They'd never admit it, but I think this explains "Jews for Jeebus".)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People enjoy SENDING them, Barb. What the recipient enjoys is not given much thought.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

C. Apparently you can get "God's mercy and forgiveness" for this shit now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"The Odd Couple + La Cage aux Folles × Richard III"

Nicely done.

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chascates's avatar

Nothing sexier than a white guy's Fruit of the Looms to turn a lady on!

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