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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

We'd ALL buy that!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

She looks quite young too. Those GOP men really do like to get all Handmaid's Tale with their wives, don't they?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Check the neighborhood for lawn signs.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

There have been rumors...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Stand by for Cleveland.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Only if you are in the debate. Otherwise bring marshmallows, chocolate bars and graham crackers. And a long stick.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Wonkette Babby™ Official Keyboard Cover!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

"Gentlemen we are fighting for this lady's virtue. Which is more than she ever did."

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Slightly less than Jeb's‽ endorsement.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

There ya go!

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Vericima's avatar

I would buy that.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Sorry but I do not watch these things on TV where GOP turds swirl around the bowl.

So did drumpf really use the word “tormented”? No Way! "Tormented" is three syllables long. drumpf don't do polysyllables.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

COOPER: Do you continue to pledge whoever the Republican nominee is?

TRUMP: No. I don’t anymore.

Aaaaaannnndddd, didn't that just disallow him a Rebumplkican candidiate?

Hey, Preibus, did you catch that?

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JAWs's avatar

"But they're still all for upping the torture machine, right?"

AKA any TV featuring these yahoos sqawking at each other.

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JAWs's avatar

And by which, they mean internet poll. Those are always a scientific method of calculating judicial mstters.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Oh, so now they're all

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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