O the joys of being a young conservative hack. You're on a glide path to David Brooks' seat on the New York Times op-ed board, and all you have to do is rewrite GOP press releases into #PoliticalHotTakes! Literally your only job is to make those talking points sound plausible, something the
It's fascinating how the right-wing attempts to co-opt “social justice” terms while having literally no understanding for what they mean beyond their bizarre strawman notions of what a liberal is.
The fantasy debate panel omits Rick "Niggerhead" Perry, Chris "Shut Up" Christie, and if we are really lucky, Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, and Rick "Blah" Santorum.
All of the "contenders" Mak listed are exactly the reason that the rest of the world is starting to look at us with one eyebrow raised. It's that "You're not leaving the house dressed like that, are you?" look crossed with "Seriously?"
I thought it was Rick 'Frothy' Santorum. Or is that too aughties now?
"Rand Paul, a senator who has made appealing to Black voters a central part of his political identity."
This made me laugh so hard.
It's fascinating how the right-wing attempts to co-opt “social justice” terms while having literally no understanding for what they mean beyond their bizarre strawman notions of what a liberal is.
They may look diverse but their policies are whiter than Wonder Bread.
The fantasy debate panel omits Rick "Niggerhead" Perry, Chris "Shut Up" Christie, and if we are really lucky, Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, and Rick "Blah" Santorum.
Who looks like Ted Cruz besides Joe McCarthy?
But some of their best friends are [corporation] Welfare Queens.
I think that 'acid flashbacks' could explain a lot.
NFL libel!! Wait. What?
All of the "contenders" Mak listed are exactly the reason that the rest of the world is starting to look at us with one eyebrow raised. It's that "You're not leaving the house dressed like that, are you?" look crossed with "Seriously?"
Perhaps he's a cubist, a pick asshole.
Another reason for them to dislike Hugo Chavez.