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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I thought it was Rick 'Frothy' Santorum. Or is that too aughties now?

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Rand Paul, a senator who has made appealing to Black voters a central part of his political identity."

This made me laugh so hard.

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's fascinating how the right-wing attempts to co-opt “social justice” terms while having literally no understanding for what they mean beyond their bizarre strawman notions of what a liberal is.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They may look diverse but their policies are whiter than Wonder Bread.

schmannity's avatar

The fantasy debate panel omits Rick "Niggerhead" Perry, Chris "Shut Up" Christie, and if we are really lucky, Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, and Rick "Blah" Santorum.

schmannity's avatar

Who looks like Ted Cruz besides Joe McCarthy?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But some of their best friends are [corporation] Welfare Queens.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think that 'acid flashbacks' could explain a lot.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

All of the "contenders" Mak listed are exactly the reason that the rest of the world is starting to look at us with one eyebrow raised. It's that "You're not leaving the house dressed like that, are you?" look crossed with "Seriously?"

PubOption's avatar

Perhaps he's a cubist, a pick asshole.

PubOption's avatar

Another reason for them to dislike Hugo Chavez.