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Republican State Auditor Candidate Releases New Hit Video Single

Lauri Apple
Apr 23, 2010
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Barack Obama stole Missouri state-auditor candidate Tom Schweich's freedom and rights the other day, like out of the front yard or something, so Schweich created this revolutionary Republican rock anthem to get back at socialism. If you ever wondered, "What would a wingnut chief of staff to John Bolton do with his ample spare time?", here is your comprehensive video answer.

"Ambassador Tom" and his back-up band, the Mortgaged Youth, are "ready to fight fight fight" the elitist monster Obama, who sold Schweich's son to the Chinese communists in exchange for some lead-painted toys, and talked back to the Supreme Court like a smart-ass, and made respectful gestures toward foreign leaders, among other vile things. They have God on their side, and Mickey who works down at the Em-Ge's Carcraft, and a cool red hot rod. See folks, this is how art shapes the future. [ YouTube ]

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