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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>when they start to sound like androids with only a simulated appreciation of what it is to be human.</i>

Mitt Romney would like to submit a query to you about this, but first, what is your baud rate?

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>not finding the part of the Bible where Jesus said do not give health care to the gays because they are gay, ew gross, icky.</blockquote>

Hey, it's no coincidence he never brought Assarus back from the dead.

diogenez's avatar

You see??? It's a slippery slope.

diogenez's avatar

I demand better hair for Albuquerque newscasters.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Neither did Elaine Dickinson

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and don't call me Shirley!

PubOption's avatar

I wonder what the flight attendants used to do to Agema's food.

diogenez's avatar

This is outrageous! Stupid people will be demanding things next.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I didn't know the autopilot was gay.

Next time, I'll use the bicycle pump.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I guess Dave chose a bad week to give up smoking dick.