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<i>when they start to sound like androids with only a simulated appreciation of what it is to be human.</i>

Mitt Romney would like to submit a query to you about this, but first, what is your baud rate?

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En Em Ah

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<blockquote>not finding the part of the Bible where Jesus said do not give health care to the gays because they are gay, ew gross, icky.</blockquote>

Hey, it's no coincidence he never brought Assarus back from the dead.

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You see??? It's a slippery slope.

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I demand better hair for Albuquerque newscasters.

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Neither did Elaine Dickinson

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Smēgma

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and don't call me Shirley!

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I wonder what the flight attendants used to do to Agema's food.

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This is outrageous! Stupid people will be demanding things next.

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I didn't know the autopilot was gay.

Next time, I'll use the bicycle pump.

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I guess Dave chose a bad week to give up smoking dick.

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